Archive for April, 2010

The Five Worst Anime Ever

So we’re all clear here, in case you DIDN’T read the last line of this blog, this was an April Fool’s post! The opinions expressed here were a joke! You have been warned!

Everyone agrees that anime sucks nowadays. So, I’m going to look at the entirety of anime history and pick the top 5 worst anime ever. Why? Because these shows deserve it!

5. Lucky Star

It’s the Seinfeld of anime, and we all know how much Seinfeld sucks. It’s a show about nothing. Nobody cares about how you eat your chocolate coronettes. Also, anyone who enjoys this anime is a pedophile, as is clearly outlined by our government. Don’t you DARE try to cross state borders with this anime in your possession, you’ll regret it!

4. Toradora!

Boy is in love with girl’s best friend. Girl is in love with boys best friend. Boy and Girl try to help each other get laid, only to fall for each other. Seriously, how generic can you get? Also, there is this red-haired girl named Minorin who is absolutely intolerable. God, even Haruhi is more likeable than this chick!

4a. The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Endless Eight.

3. One Piece

Who the hell cares about pirates anymore? This show is way too long and is insanely boring with TERRIBLE art. Go watch a better shounen show like Naruto and don’t waste your time with this one!

2. Bible Black

Really? A show about occults who want to sleep with everyone they can get their hands on? What were they THINKING? Since animation is a medium made for children, this kind of content should NOT be allowed in anime! You start to realize just how horrible Japan is getting when you see titles like this.

1. Strike Witches

THEY DON’T WEAR ANY PANTS! WHY DON’T THEY WEAR PANTS? ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT THEY AREN’T WEARING ANY PANTS! THE PLOT, ART, AND MUSIC ARE IRRELEVANT WHEN THEY AREN’T WEARING ANY PANTS! WHY DOES THIS EXIST? AT LEAST GIVE IT PAAAAANNNTTTSSS!!!!!!!
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Pssst…APRIL FOOLS! =D

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